deadwad:

quelsbeauxyeux:

deadwad:

how do bees keep their hair looking nice?

A HONEY COMB!

bees don’t have hair…

A HONEY COMB!!

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cxrtez:

*gets a compliment*

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thefuuuucomics:

a sentence i thought i would never read in my life

thefuuuucomics:

a sentence i thought i would never read in my life

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dankmaiden:

"ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)"

"can u follow me back? :)"

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condom:

damn

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relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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funkies:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

WHERE IS THIS CHILDS PARENT

whys this kid stealing all my moves 

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passionpayne:

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*desperately tries to zoom in as close as possible to view credit card number*

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